Some jobs are just too tough for your average fast-talking, high-tech gun-for-hire. Sometimes, to get the job done right? You need someone crazier than a sack’a ferrets. You need Wade Wilson - the Crimson Comedian, the Regeneratin’ Degenerate, the Merc with a Mouth, Deadpool.
WHO PUT BELLA IN THE WITCH ELM is a graffiti message that started appearing soon after a 1941 unsolved murder. The graffiti was last sprayed onto the side of a 200 year-old obelisk on 18 August 1999, in white paint. On 18 April, 1943, four boys were poaching in Hagley Woods near to Wychbury Hill when they came across a large Wych Hazel, a tree often confused by local residents with a Wych Elm. Believing this a good place to hunt birds’ nests, one boy attempted to climb the tree to investigate. As he was climbing, he glanced down into the hollow trunk and discovered a skull, believing it to be that of an animal. However, after seeing human hair and teeth, he realized that he was holding a human skull.
I will advise people to go to therapy
and I will most definitely tell people that they need to go to a doctor so they can get better so they don’t die
because I most certainly don’t want anyone to die
I’ll do whatever it takes to protect people, I’m not afraid of having people be mad at me
I’m like the mama bear of eating disorders - also I am a bear because i go through hibernation like bursts of sleeping
“You look like you’ve gained some weight! Awesome blossom!” is an obvious no no
Skin black as night
Hair white as snow
a nicer snow white
YES LAWD. YES.
Vitamin String Quartet - Teardrop (Massive Attack Cover)